Monstrous Monster ANKAI

t-high-la420:

start ur day off right with hearty bowl of gina torres as cleopatra letting xena know she’s DTF.

people call steve and bucky grandpas as a joke and it is cute

but what if they were

bucky easily could have gotten somebody pregnant at some point, somewhere

and steve … maybe had a thing with peggy and she didn’t figure it out until he went under the ice

kept it a secret maybe adopted the kid out

would have told steve when he came back but by then, you know, her memory

anuyan:

sappy grandpas 

anuyan:

sappy grandpas 

nerfburger:

Man, sometimes I really miss Warcraft. But every time I go back it’s a waste of $15 cuz I run around for like, two hours at the most and then lose interest. 

isn’t there a thing you do where you can freeze your account and use the time later? i don’t remember

moonriot:

goddamn dorks need to get a room

moonriot:

goddamn dorks need to get a room


Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

pfdiva:

aka14kgold:

jean-luc-gohard:

celebreceipts:

In January, Sam Pepper uploaded a video called “How To Get A Girlfriend Easy” in which he sneaks up behind or beside unsuspecting women on the street and handcuffs them to himself. He then tells them they’re “his girlfriend now.”

When one victim reacts furiously, saying “No! I don’t know you! Take it off!” and demands that he remove the handcuffs, he refuses and replies with “We’re dating now.” She tries again, “Look, I don’t know where you’re from, but we don’t do this in America. Take this off,” while fighting with the cuffs. He refuses again, insisting they’re “going on a date.” She then tells him that she’s married, to which he says “No, you’re married to me now,” and refuses yet again to remove the handcuffs.

At the end of the video, another woman is pleading with him to undo the handcuffs, and he refuses to until she kisses him on the lips. Pepper appears to think the entire scenario is hilarious at best and endearingly misguided at worst, while the women being “pranked” are visibly livid, terrified, and profoundly uncomfortable.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

We need to stop calling assault by white men on men of color and women of all races “pranks,” because it makes them seem lighthearted and fun, not like the violent criminal acts they are.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

I would stab that man’s eyes out with my thumbs.

I’d call 911 and enjoy watching him attempt to unlock the handcuffs before the cops arrived.

it’s too bad nobody emptied a can of mace on him

mad-maddie:

mad-maddie:

"That really burns my cooldowns."

"That really wipes my party."

"That really cancels my queue."

"That really shortens my cast time."

"That really pops my Bloodlust."

"That really shards my epics."

"That really phases my zone."

"That really Cata’s my character."

"That really burns my crusade."

"That really hushes my Tyrande."

medicationmambo:

Corvo taking the “knock Daud out and leave without alerting him” option must make for literally the most anti-climactic moment of Daud’s life

He dreamed about Corvo for two editions of DLC and that bastard doesn’t even care enough to duel him to the death :(